Telling someone special exactly how much you love them can be a challenge.
It can be hard to find the right words to say and every gift idea you think of doesn't properly sum up how you feel — until now!
Sending a Limited Edition Hand Drawn Penis is the best way to impress someone you love!
Every mature human on this planet appreciates the good humor of a penis drawing. It is the appreciation for that humor after all, that separates us from the animals. If the word ‘penis’ is funny, a sketch of a penis is not just heartwarming and aesthetically pleasing, it also borders on comic genius.
Genuine Limited Edition
Every hand drawn penis is smartly presented on a small piece of real cardboard and will be numbered and signed by the artist which is me.
Making a Difference
This website was made to raise money for world-leading prostate cancer research. This website was the best thing I could think of to combine my two great passions of hand drawn phallic art and raising money for charity.
100% of donations made through this website as well as 50% of profits from drawings goes to charity. Any additional donation is greatly appreciated.
Limited Edition Hand Drawn Penis on Cardboard Gifts are:
Select your thoughtful gift
The Taj Mahal of Penis Drawings
A full-color, large-format depiction of the classic front facing view of the Taj Mahal with each column and dome beautifully rendered as a penis. This painting involves exceptional attention to detail — the perfect gift idea for an extra special milestone.Send The Taj Mahal
Leave a Loving Message
When you buy a Limited Edition Penis on Cardboard Gift you will have the opportunity to leave a unique message for the receiver on the Message Board.
The lucky person who receives your gift can then keep the card in their purse, wallet or maybe even frame it to remind themselves of how much they mean to you.
Frequently Asked Questions
Is shipping really free?
Shipping is FREE worldwide.
The love of penis drawings is universal and no one should be denied the opportunity of receiving this thoughtful, special gift.
Will the cards increase in value?
Of course they will. They are limited edition.
Is this a good present for a girl?
Excellent thinking. It certainly is.
Girls always like to know they are special and this is something very special. Your friend, mother, grandmother or special lady in your life is sure to be impressed with your thoughtfulness and for providing her with this splendid gift.
Is this a nice present for a guy friend?
It is the nicest possible present.
Since the dawn of time man has appreciated penis drawings. It is rumored that Eve gave one to Adam and look at them. They went on to have many children together. It is an ideal gift for friends, boyfriends, husbands, fathers and grandfathers.
Why wouldn’t I make my own card?
Haha, no. Then your friend wouldn’t be getting a Genuine Limited Edition Hand Drawn Penis and I wouldn’t make a cent. Purchasing a card also lets you write a message for the recipient on the Message Board. A timeless reminder of the special gift.
How many times is the word ‘penis’ mentioned on this website?
Penis - 26 times.
Are the cards anonymous?
Each beautifully presented limited edition card is gifted discretely and anonymously but as the buyer you have the privilege of leaving a message for that special someone on the message board. It is up to you whether or not you leave your name along with the message.
What if I need to send something bigger than a card?
A small, thoughtful gift can never go astray, but due to popular demand I am working on a range of larger format prints and gifts.
Which penis drawing will my friend receive?
Part of the fun when you make an order is the enchanted mystery of how the penis will look in the drawing your friend receives. A penis can take many forms and I try to give an honest representation of those various forms in the range of drawings I do. Rest assured though, the one constant is that it will be beautifully drawn and presented.
How do I make a custom order?
Nothing can brighten someone's day more than receiving a customized penis drawing. If you have a specific idea or want to make a special request, order a custom drawing from the drop down options in your selected category and I will theme the drawing especially for you.
Simply add your request in the order notes... 'please add a cape', 'can it have a cowboy hat?', 'the more flaccid the better', 'make this look like my friend's face' — I've heard it all, and I love to help out.