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The love of penis drawings is universal and no one should be denied the opportunity of receiving this thoughtful, special gift.

Of course they will. They are limited edition.

Excellent thinking. It certainly is.

Girls always like to know they are special and this is something very special. Your friend, mother, grandmother or special lady in your life is sure to be impressed with your thoughtfulness and for providing her with this splendid gift.

It is the nicest possible present.

Since the dawn of time man has appreciated penis drawings. It is rumored that Eve gave one to Adam and look at them. They went on to have many children together. It is an ideal gift for friends, boyfriends, husbands, fathers and grandfathers.

Haha, no. Then your friend wouldn’t be getting a Genuine Limited Edition Hand Drawn Penis and I wouldn’t make a cent. Purchasing a card also lets you write a message for the recipient on the Message Board. A timeless reminder of the special gift.

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Each beautifully presented limited edition card is gifted discretely and anonymously but as the buyer you have the privilege of leaving a message for that special someone on the message board. It is up to you whether or not you leave your name along with the message.

A small, thoughtful gift can never go astray, but due to popular demand I am working on a range of larger format prints and gifts.

Part of the fun when you make an order is the enchanted mystery of how the penis will look in the drawing your friend receives. A penis can take many forms and I try to give an honest representation of those various forms in the range of drawings I do. Rest assured though, the one constant is that it will be beautifully drawn and presented.

Nothing can brighten someone's day more than receiving a customized penis drawing. If you have a specific idea or want to make a special request, order a custom drawing from the drop down options in your selected category and I will theme the drawing especially for you.

Simply add your request in the order notes... 'please add a cape', 'can it have a cowboy hat?', 'the more flaccid the better', 'make this look like my friend's face' — I've heard it all, and I love to help out.